14.

Chris Butterworth

Donation: $75.00

Relation: Friend

About: If you need a date to the Westminster Kennel Dog Show, Chris is your guy. He's a dogfood pusher with great style (and we're not talking about the Pedigree embossed T's). Drop-dead gorgeous, heart of gold, smile for days, ecetera, ecetera. We can't wait for his next appearance.

New Debt Total: $72,929

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13.

Sam and Anna Adams

Donation: $575.75

Relation: Friends

About: If you told RJ one year ago that he would be living and falling in love with two Mormon models from Oregon, he would have slapped you across the face with a crucifix. Sam and Anna are RJ's bravest friends. Their lives are defined by integrity and buoyed by courage. They believe in a woman's right to choose, as long as babies aren't vacuumed in the process. They believe that gay people are equals, deserving both love and justice. They recycle, eat raw food, and have the smallest carbon footprints in NYC. They are the Republicans the Republican Party never talks about, because if they did, their party would cease to have meaning, in the same way that a glass with a single crack becomes meaningless. RJ will miss them terribly.

New Debt Total: $73,004

12.

Jonathan Sheffer

Donation: $75.00

Relation: Friend

About: Poetic and beautiful, Jonathan graces the stage with an exciting mix of humility and grandiosity. He shares a couple of compulsions with RJ, especially an incessant need to pee on long holiday trips to the country. NASA may be interested in his car, which travels at speeds unknown to science. RJ looks forward to sharing Munchkins with Jonathan over good conversation, piping hot coffee, and the warmth and joy of his fellowship, for many years to come.

New Debt Total: $73, 579.75

11.

Stacey Klein

Donation: $7.50

Relation: Friend

About: Stacey's dessert will bring you to your knees. Seriously, if you have cavities or a desire to maintain respectable personal dimensions, avoid her like the plague! Beyond desserts, she's wonderful company, kind, and deeply passionate about worker's rights.

New Debt Total: $73,654.75

10.

Michael Charles Bradley

Donation: $1.00
Percentage of Total: .000014

Relation: Friend

About: Say Straight Crush three times as fast as you can. Michael Bradley is liquid to your knees.

New Debt Total: $73,662.25

9.

Kevin Kiler

Donation: $1.00
Percentage of Total: .000014

Relation: Friend

About: Make sure you do your dishes before he comes over. He makes RJ's days at Creative Edge Parties infinitely easier by being so incredibly helpful and so worthy of employment. He's a worker among workers, who never shies away from the task at hand. He most certainly applies this principle to everything in his life, and for this he will always be taken care of.

New Debt Total: $73,663.25